Here is my conspiracy theory on Muslims...I believe the Muslim faith is an evil conspiracy..
The Koran is written in code that only Muslims can read that worships Satan. It is bent on reaking havoc among the normal populous and takes advantage of the weak.
My example:
It's not enough that they control all the oil... but they have to own all the 7-11's that pump the oil.
All the Muslims in the United States are evil messengers trying to pass code to carry out evil plans. They are walking enigma machines (of the WWII era). They hold meetings in secret underground lairs and chant while giving sacrafices to appease their Satanic Gods.
I do have unconfirmed testimony that they do naked bellydances at the before mentioned 'gatherings'..
Keep an eye open.. Proof might just be right under your nose.