Q: What do you get when you put a hundred Afgani's in a room?
A: Single digit IQ.Taliban does not allow televisions in Afganistan, claiming these devices are a bad influence on society. (They think Bin Laden is the good influence obviously, because, they are holding him dearly close to their heart and will not let any harm come to him.) We could use this to our advantage. We should strategically place television sets around Afganistan, in caves and fields; we will have to use battery power because electricity is not available. Then we should play reruns of Baywatch. Within minutes there will be hundreds if not thousands of Arab men around each television set seeing curves for the first time. That would be a perfect time to drop bombs at these locations.
Q: How many Afgani's does it take to change the light bulb?
A: Unknown, because there are no light bulbs in Afganistan.
Q: What is the difference between an Afgani and the cave man?
A: The cave man had potential.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Afgani with a Camel?
A: A smarter Afgani.
